No, it's not Chair. Sorry to crush your hopes...it's Bon. I think this should be a petition. We shold all spam her with comments until she is FORCED to return. Savvy?
~ Bon
The funny dance girl
- Sugar_Pea
- I like to read alot of fantasy books and some historical fiction. I love to do gymnastics and I pretty much dance around the house. I also am a christian and if you have any questions please ask.
Me Doing A Scorpion
Yep that's me!
Mr. T
Nice and Triangular eh?
186 comments:
I beg do differ!
We "shold" storm her with emails.
"To"
Sorry I am such a hypocrite!
Nah, you're just a hippo.
*screams*
*shouts*
*thinks* Chair, we need to do another audio sometime.
*Thinks dat Bon-Fire be lonely*
*Decides to prolong her suffering*
*Disappears*
*stares*
*Cough*
Um....you have somethin' in yer teeth...
*Points*
See it?
it like a piece of meat er somethin'.
EEP!
*peers at profile pic* What's that?
*prods it* It's blue.
I no like dat one, I changed it!
To what?
To SAURON'S EYE!
:D Why?
Oh la other one was Junk!
But dat me opinion!
*Scream*
A SPIDER!
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D-8
Why am I usin' dashes?
EVIL!
*Making evil bow down to me*
*Flushing evil down the toilet*
And yet, evil still exists!
*THinks*
ooh,
I
Know
just
what
to
do...............
*splashes water on Wal-Mart!*
Hey, Bon-Fire, What er ya WADDING for?
You had mountain dew, didn't you
Dat right, my congestion is working up a storm!
*Sneeze*
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HEE HEE!
HEY GUESS WHAT!
...
...
...
Nope, I no tell you just to make ya mad!
*Runs*
But woe was that of blessed stars; what passion burned within their eyes.
The light pollution has take its turn. But woe.
AGH!
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$0, h0w y4 d0!n?
*pats Render on head* It's ok.
*shakes head* What didn't you tell me? And what're you going to do? *jumps back into convo*
*taps foot*
I am going to stand!
And this is what I was going to tell you//......
*Chokes*
Oh, no! Now you will never know!
*Dies*
*Twitch*
*stands with you*
*Twitches again*
*And again*
LOOK, A FLYING MONKEY!
Arg! Oh well...*picks up a soda*
And a scarecrow crocheting with a cow nerves....
And there is some deathly pale man with twisted black twigs sticking out of his bald head!
Oo! And a yellow brick road!! *runs along the yellow brick road*
Oh! A deathly pale man! *walks up to him and sticks out hand* Howdy do!
*Pale man hisses at Bonnie and slithers back into a grave*
Ew....
SICKO!
*points to man* You! Call 911 and get an AED.
*says to anyone listening* The area is secure.
*shakes Render* Are you ok? ARE you ok? Are YOU ok? Are you OK?
Ew!
Now that horned man is food processing a kid alive!
AGH!
IT made him into a pie!
*stares at man with shocked expression and shivers, displayig a blank face*
*shudders* I don't like it here...let's go.
Where to?
* A sudden scream is heard*
*Jump*
Anywhere.
*whips out flashlight and flickers it on* What was that?
Ew, those cats are stuffed with cotton!
See em' in the trees?
*edges slowly toward the dark area where screams are coming from*
*shuts eyes* Oh my goodness!
*turns face away* Let's get out of here!
*Dead-like vines grab Bonnie and pull her slowly into the muddy ground*
.....Oh well....
*Walks off*
*stares at vines until they shrivel up and die*
They're dead...how can they move?
*Courses hang from the trees, black and mutilated*
Suspenseful!
But ya know, it kinda put a pretty cool theme in the place....
"Corpses"
*Vultures fly over a putrid smell*
*stares at the things waving, lifeless from the blackened trees with sympathetic eyes*
Who did this? Who are these people?
*inspects a corpse*
Why?
{yeah, it is a cool theme! I had a dream like this...once...}
*Passes by a factory which says, "Freshly made human pies"*
Ooh! PIE!
*Rushes in factory*
*Grinding sound is heard with screaming*
No, no, no, there can't be a factory. This place is for death of the ancient, twisted, mideval kind, where things hang bound in chains, not where technology and factories can toy with them.
Well...as long as we're here...
What's behind that door?
No, no, no, this place is taken by evil spirits influenced by human ideals.
Such as factories and such.
I no know!
*Opens door*
*Hundreds of human bones and skulls role out*
Yucky!
Ya know, cannibals eat the ones of their same kind in order to receive their power.
I'm sure the evil things do the same thing...
*back out of door and walks along highway, grimacing at the grime and blood staining the once-white walls and clinging to the corners as thickly as the shadows*
Try this door, marked "secret lair door".
So basically we're looking at cannibals who eat their own kind?
No, Cannibalism is just another copycat thing the evil things took from Man.
*Licks a grimy skull*
Still fresh....
Or...who eat their flesh and leave their bones? No...there was flesh on the corpses. They...eat the bones...and use the flesh for pies...that they make for...someone else...?!
This skull must have just been peeled of it's former fleshy like materials....
So whoever stripped this skull is still hanging around?
Nope, they eat the pies themselves.
The bones they use for decoration.
Sure, if you want to assume that...
If they eat the pies themselves, why wouldn't they eat the corpses hanging eeriely outside from trees?
No, I don't want to assume that...because that would mean whoever that person is is near...and if they're near...we can't be safe.
Those must be their other clothes....
The forest be one huge closet of different bodies to take....
Do you have any weapons on you?
They wear bodies? So they're spirits.
No, conveniently I have forgotten every single one.....
Sure, if you want to assume that....
*shrugs* Figures. What a coincidence. We're in a factory that makes human pies with cannibalistic spirits close at hand and we haven't any weapons.
*checks day* Yep...it's Moday.
*scowls* I don't want to assume it if it isn't true.
To bad ya have to stay the night.
I no know how to get outa here....yet...
The doors are locked, huh?
Look, this net is made of human veins....
Yucky!
And here is a knuckle bracelet!
No, I mean this world.....
*shrugs* I'm sure we'll be safe for a bit. Most evil things are afraid of light, right? *waving flashlight*
AGh!
A Bowstring made of tendons!
*Flashlight dies*
What about the world?
Can't get outa this world till I figure it out.....
Oh. Darn. There goes the light. Hm...it's cold.
Till you figure what out?
Ew, a canteen made of mesenteries!
Um...I need to figure something out?
Wait, Who are you?
Where am I?!?!?
AGH!
*tilts head* Life and the world can seem that way; twisted and demented...perhaps you should go into a room and think for a while? Or write.
*wrinkles nose*
*Falls over*
No, be merciful!
Ew, that man has two mouths for eyes!
And two moths for ears!
And a weird slit-like nose!
But no mouth!
Erm...well...I gtg...
*Shudder*
*Hands stick out of the ground and start twitching. Voices from beneath beg to be put to death*
*pats the slit-nosed man on the back*
It's ok, Bub. I too have facial deformities.
Nighty Night!
Crazy Pirate!
We WILL continue this twisted tale!
Ciao and have a good night, silly elf.
*slit-nosed man hisses at Bonnie and then slithers into a grave*
*frowns* Why do these people keep hissing at me and dying? Maybe my face IS more threatening than I thought...*disappears Bonnie-style*
*Thinks la "Bonnie style" be nerdy*
You're nerdy.
*eating year-old starburst*
No, Bonnie style involves tripping, laughing, and the ringing of many tiny bells.
Me, nerdy?
I no think so Bon-Fire.
Yo tell me one thing about me dat be Nerdy!
---Like a graveyard, all around, tomb stones protrude from the earth. Crypts lie on hills, belching out green mists. Deathly ill-looking people sit beneath the charred, twisted trees eating topless pies which look to be filled with mud and thorny twigs. They scoop up large globs of this mess and send them down their crooked necks. Everyone has eyes completely black, no white was seen. The ground owned dead everything. Hands reached out of the earth. Small people were being set within large food processors and turned into the pies which the sickly people ate. Vultures flew above the deathly smell, expressing putrid nastiness. Murders were committed left and right without a warning neither a care. Children linked by chains walked toward the food processor machine. Little evil people danced and skipped around the children.
Oh Golly!
WACKA!
Muddiness everywhere!
*Just learns that I can't stick*
TTYL BON-FIRE!
WoW iv havint seen this in aegis
WOW man WOW
Eep!
*stares at the people, shaking head and frowning* Who is behind this?
I no know....
A thought process gone wrong perhaps....
*Wonders which way we should go*
Most likely.
Better question: How can it be fixed?
We could ask for directions.
Psh, not by us.
Then what can we do?
I thought you would figure it out.
I'ma to lazy to think right now.....
Then you must already know what it is.
Maayyyyyybbbeeeee.......
Sure, if you want to assume that.
*Arrows start shooting at us*
*Scream*
RUN!
*witnesses a gruesome act of declining human morality* Ugh...I hate pies. If you know, do tell; you aren't helping anyone here if you remain silent...
*takes a step back* Who's that over by the corpse tree? That man with the suspicious-looking eyepatch and evil laugh?
*ducks behind a trashcan*
Arg! *covers head in hands* I hate being defenseless.
Darn it, so am I...
Well why yo no use yer head?
*Thinks*
AHA!
*Uses Bonnie's enormous head as a shield against Arrows*
Hey! Use your own head!
*shakes and jumps back* I think we should ask that suspicious guy what's going on, but I think you'd better ask him...any time I try to talk to people, they hiss and die.
*shudders*
*Makes a shield of energy that makes anything enter it go really slow. I move normally though.*
Hello good man, how are you this wonderful evening?
Eye Patch man: HUMBUG!
Should I assume your name good sir?
Eye Patch man: AGH! AWAY WITH YE! I HATE CHRISTMAS!
What does that have anything to do with our present state? Ebenezer?
Ebenezer: How did ye know me name?
I assume too much.
Ebenezer: You're fat!
Personal remarks are rude!
Ebenezer: Oh yeah?!!?!*Cut's Render's head ff*
*ponders* How does one make brighted a dark thought?
"Off"
*stares at decappitated carcass that once was Render*
*approached Scroug and smacks him over the head with a holly branch*
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
*Render's head starts to talk*
This place must be filled with all things unpleasant.
But why am I here?
*pokes Render with a finger*
*makes a disgusted face and drops the finger*
*shouts* RENDER! CAN YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU DEAD?
Hey! Render! Let me talk to your head for a second, ok?
*ignores the blumdering carcass wandering around*
Er...I was hoping you would know how this all started and how to get out of it.
Hello, over here.
*Body points to Head that lies next to tree*
*Also points to above Comment*
Help me get my head back on Plz.
If you insist.
*picks up Render's head and puts it on his body*
*coughs* ugh...that was sick.
AGH!!
You put me head on the wrong place!
*Falls over*
Under me arm doesn't work to well...
*waves hands* I'm trying!! I'm trying!
*sticks out tongue and looks away, pulling Render's head off by the hair and moving it around*
Better?
I guess so...
*Twists head completely around*
There we go.
*Ebenezer bursts into flames*
*Evil laugh*
Erm... He was on the naughty list...
*suffers from delayed reaction*
I'm sorry!
For what?
Unneccessary.
Even if it is misspelled...unneccessary.
...nothing.
*Is quite Confused*
ooookay then.....
*Making everyone turn into flowers, replacing tomb stones with rocks.*
Oh...well that's one way to do it...what about the pies and the factory?
I no know, what shall that be.....In fact, I no know if I can change them....
*tilts head*
ttyl
*Disappears*
Is there something inside them?
Let's go check it out.
*wanders into the remaining factory with pies still on abandoned conveyor belts*
*waves*
Ciao...happy Thanksgiving!
Cheer up!
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